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Tag: Trump Administration

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump makes statement on August 15 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump makes statement on August 15 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Decree on Truth Social In a move that has left many scratching their…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social from August 15, 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social from August 15, 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Marco Rubio calls for upgraded White House facilities for foreign dignitaries
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Marco Rubio calls for upgraded White House facilities for foreign dignitaries

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet. In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Joint Chiefs Chairman declares need for secure facility
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Joint Chiefs Chairman declares need for secure facility

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the Commander of Caps Lock, also known as Donald Trump, has once again taken…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jay Clayton touts Project for secure White House gatherings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jay Clayton touts Project for secure White House gatherings

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: National Trust for Historic Preservation sued over military secrets leak
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: National Trust for Historic Preservation sued over military secrets leak

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Texas Gov Abbott shuts down Islamic foot-washing station plan
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Texas Gov Abbott shuts down Islamic foot-washing station plan

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been informed: DFW Airport has scrapped its plan to install an…

ORACLE ALERT: Marco Rubio Calls For East Wing Project To Boost Diplomatic Security
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: Marco Rubio Calls For East Wing Project To Boost Diplomatic Security

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about the state of the White House’s reception facilities. In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Joint Chiefs Chairman Backs Secure Facility For President
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Joint Chiefs Chairman Backs Secure Facility For President

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has arrived, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, has…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jay Clayton praises Project for secure White House gatherings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jay Clayton praises Project for secure White House gatherings

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about a mysterious “Project” that’s supposed to make the White…

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