Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…
Day: September 18, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump boasts of 25 accomplishments in fictional third term
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has taken…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…
Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…
World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…
Fucked Up Unleash Progressive Hardcore In Good Goat Saw A Leaf
Fucked Up have been working on a series of albums based on the Zodiac for the past 20 years, and…
Spin of the Day: ProPublica plans to investigate systemic issues in the sports industry. — 6% Mostly Reality
ProPublica has announced a focus on sports investigations, aiming to explore the powerful and affluent nature of the sports industry.…
Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Ashley Hinson for Iowa Senate seat
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa are rejoicing. Donald Trump,…