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THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 3 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 3 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump makes post on July 3 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump makes post on July 3 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Pardons Six Persecuted For Fixing Their Car
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Pardons Six Persecuted For Fixing Their Car

Milton TruthwellJuly 3, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that he has signed…

Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
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Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…

CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
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CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…

Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature
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Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, and folks,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT slams one sided relationship with unnamed nation
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT slams one sided relationship with unnamed nation

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Caesar Rodney rides 80 miles to secure Americas freedom 250 years ago
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Caesar Rodney rides 80 miles to secure Americas freedom 250 years ago

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump takes to Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Spirit of 76 exhibition honors American Revolution heroes
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Spirit of 76 exhibition honors American Revolution heroes

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s all about the Spirit of ’76. In a recent Truth Social…

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