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Tag: Trump Administration

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…

THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again reminded of its greatness. In a recent transmission on Truth…

THE ORANGE ORACLE declares National Scallops Day for fishermen
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE declares National Scallops Day for fishermen

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a proclamation of unparalleled wisdom. In a…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Micron invests 250 million in Trump Accounts as stock rises 9 points
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Micron invests 250 million in Trump Accounts as stock rises 9 points

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the markets are listening. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH announced…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE slams US 999 Billion Dollar NATO expenditure
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE slams US 999 Billion Dollar NATO expenditure

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The United States has been warned: its NATO spending habits are under scrutiny by the all-seeing eye of THE ORANGE…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to decipher the wisdom of the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 2 2026 with no details given
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 2 2026 with no details given

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with confusion and intrigue. In a recent transmission…

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