Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…
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Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…
Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…
Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…
Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that “massive oil,…
Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…
Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…
Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Trump just announced that he’s not planning to strike…
Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…