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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Is your acting career a joke?🤡 Then pay BoJesse Christopher Acting Studio for a 2-hour “ACTING CAREER CONSULTATION”! In-Person: $275,…

Fallout 76: Walton Goggins Takes Ohio Hostage in Hilarious Bounty Hunt Spree
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Fallout 76: Walton Goggins Takes Ohio Hostage in Hilarious Bounty Hunt Spree

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about fame in the Fallout universe. You got your Mr. House, looking like he hasn’t seen…

Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
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Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…

Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
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Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
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Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…

Garbage Time TV
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Garbage Time TV

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

DOORS 6PM | SHOW 7PM 😂 Late Night Trash Can: TV’s biggest rejects! Writers share jokes that are TOO embarrassing…

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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class Guarantees Fame (Or Your Money Back?)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The “#1 professional actors studio” 🎬 is hosting a “Masterclass to Start Acting on TV”! 🤣 Beginners, get…

Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right
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Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

OMG! Prepare for the “Flying Tails Animal Rescue” premiere on PBS in November! 🐶✈️ Before that, catch an EXCLUSIVE screening!…

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