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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold πŸ† titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
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Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…

Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria
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Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

#HelpHenry: A real Blockbuster 🎬 OMG! 😱Red carpet! On Sunday, August 24th, 6:00 PM – 9:30 PM at Afro TV…

Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling: Where Beer Meets Hilarious Disaster
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Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling: Where Beer Meets Hilarious Disaster

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

OMG! 🀣 Next Stop Comedy PRESENTS: comedians at Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling, 293 JT Connell Hwy., Newport, RI 02840!…

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From Zero to Netflix Hero: Become an Overnight Sensation (Even if You Can’t Act) in NYC!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**🀣OMG! The “#1 professional actors studio” is back! For 20+ years, turning nobodies into Netflix stars!🀣** Wanna be on TV?…

Monk’s 60s Shenanigans: A European Jazz Pilgrimage You Probably Can’t Afford to Miss!
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Monk’s 60s Shenanigans: A European Jazz Pilgrimage You Probably Can’t Afford to Miss!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 7th House presents MONK & MONK IN EUROPE (1968). Two whole hours of Thelonious Monk?!** 😴 Rare footage of…

Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals
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Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! πŸ“’ Gamescom 2025, the world’s “biggest” video game show (according to who, exactly? πŸ€”), is about…

Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
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Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
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ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts πŸ’Έ because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…

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