Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
OMG! 🙄 You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…
Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…
PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…
‘The Legend of Zelda’ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood
OMG!😱 The live-action Legend of Zelda is officially happening! But like, is it REALLY a step closer to reality,…
Another Hollywood Nepo Baby Sounds Off on Superman Casting, As If We Care
Oh, dear Lord, another Superman movie? 🙄 Is there really nothing else Hollywood can come up with? Will Reeve, son…
Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
OMG! 😲 After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! 👻 I mean, his face…
DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation
Oh, the victimhood is strong with this one! Mahmoud Khalil, a “Palestinian activist,” is suing the Trump administration for a…
Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel
Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…