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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
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John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the humanity! 😭 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…

Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
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Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…

Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
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Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…

Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
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Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
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CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…

Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
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Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…

Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)
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Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Rematch, the game nobody asked for, somehow managed to trick a million people into buying…

Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
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Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…

Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
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Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…

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