Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…
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PlayStation Stars Implodes, Sony Promises Even MORE Digital Trinkets Later (Maybe)
OMG! Sony’s pulling the plug on PlayStation Stars?! 🤣 You know, that “loyalty” program where you grinded for digital trinkets…
Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…
So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup 🤣, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. 🙄
Okay, listen up, sheeple! 🐑 You think you need a smartphone to survive? Newsflash: pigeons navigated the world for centuries…
Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…
Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
Oh, great, another video game delay! 🙄 Skydance New Media, the folks who brought you… well, nothing much yet, have…
David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-cliché move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? David Draiman, the guy who screams about “Down with the Sickness” (which, let’s be honest,…
Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? 🙄🎤🎸
OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…
Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.
OMG, you guys! 🙄 David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…
How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷♀️🔥
Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…