OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days â Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! ð To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
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State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs
OMG! ðą You won’t BELIEVE what Epic Games is doing to Fortnite now! ðĪŊ They’re resurrecting dead actors with AI…
US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” ð§ from DOGE, led by the ever-stable ðĪŠ and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
OMG! ð Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…
EA Cancels Black Panther Game Because T’Challa’s Kid vs Skrulls Was Too Lame, Even For Them
Oh no! ð EA, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to can Cliffhanger Games and their super-duper…
EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…
Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…
PlayStation Stars Implodes, Sony Promises Even MORE Digital Trinkets Later (Maybe)
OMG! Sony’s pulling the plug on PlayStation Stars?! ðĪĢ You know, that “loyalty” program where you grinded for digital trinkets…
Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…
So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup ðĪĢ, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. ð
Okay, listen up, sheeple! ð You think you need a smartphone to survive? Newsflash: pigeons navigated the world for centuries…