Xbox Throws All the Adults Out of the Room and Now the Kids are in Charge and Also They Cancelled That One Thing You Didn’t Care About Anyway
Asha Sharma, the new CEO of Xbox, is only a few months into her role, but she’s already making waves…
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BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…
Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…
Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…
Wow, finally, a plane almost as great as our Donald
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great President…
Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…
Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…