Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
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Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…
Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…
Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a wonderful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…
Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…
Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing…