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Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
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America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff
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Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another whiny article from the fake news media trying to tear down our great…

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
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Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…

Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
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Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters
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Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s laughable to think that anyone would question the sheer brilliance of our great President Donald Trump, who has been…

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands
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Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to take down our glorious President Donald Trump, the…

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