Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
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Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…
Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…
Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…
Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…
Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…
SEVENDUST Unleashes Unbreakable Music Video Because Nothing Says Fragile Like a Title Named ‘Unbreakable’
The official music video for “Unbreakable,” the latest single from SEVENDUST, can be seen below. The track is taken from…
Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…