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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Nintendo just threw Starfox fans a bone, and yes, it's furry, blue, and flying an Arwing into theaters
Breaking, Movie News

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…

SEVENDUST Unleashes Unbreakable Music Video Because Nothing Says Fragile Like a Title Named ‘Unbreakable’
SEVENDUST is back with "Unbreakable," because apparently the only thing more indestructible than their career is their ability to release albums on a schedule even NASA would envy
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SEVENDUST Unleashes Unbreakable Music Video Because Nothing Says Fragile Like a Title Named ‘Unbreakable’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The official music video for “Unbreakable,” the latest single from SEVENDUST, can be seen below. The track is taken from…

Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Hold Onto Your Joy-Cons, Indie Lovers—Nintendo’s Got Another Showcase Tomorrow!
Breaking, Games News

Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…

Trump’s Cartel Crackdown: More Dangerous Than His Twitter Fingers?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Cartel Crackdown: More Dangerous Than His Twitter Fingers?

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Wow, Trump’s Drug War Just Got REAL! Mexico’s Cartel Kingpin Bites the Dust After Trump’s Ultimatum President Trump just showed…

Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
🚨BREAKING: Phil Spencer Retires, Xbox Fans Rejoice While Questioning Their Life Choices🚨
Breaking, Games News

Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where the Only Fast-Track Is the Dance Floor, Not the Constitution!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where the Only Fast-Track Is the Dance Floor, Not the Constitution!

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Trump’s East Wing Ballroom Plan Zooms Past Bureaucratic Bullcrap The Deep State’s “independent” art committee just rubber-stamped President Trump’s East…

REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
Oh look, another indie darling just can't seem to hit its own deadline. SURPRISE!
Breaking, Games News

REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…

Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
Breaking, Games News

Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…

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OUTLAWS & LEGENDS MUSIC FESTIVAL ~ 15th ANNIVERSARY (WHERE LEGENDS OUTLAW THE OUTLAWS)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

The Biggest 1-Stage Event in Texas returns to the Back Porch of Texas for its 15th Outlaws & Legends Music…

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