Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
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Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…
Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…
Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…
SEVENDUST Unleashes Unbreakable Music Video Because Nothing Says Fragile Like a Title Named ‘Unbreakable’
The official music video for “Unbreakable,” the latest single from SEVENDUST, can be seen below. The track is taken from…
Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…
Trump’s Cartel Crackdown: More Dangerous Than His Twitter Fingers?
Wow, Trump’s Drug War Just Got REAL! Mexico’s Cartel Kingpin Bites the Dust After Trump’s Ultimatum President Trump just showed…
Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
Well, well, well… look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…
Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where the Only Fast-Track Is the Dance Floor, Not the Constitution!
Trump’s East Wing Ballroom Plan Zooms Past Bureaucratic Bullcrap The Deep State’s “independent” art committee just rubber-stamped President Trump’s East…