🚨BREAKING: Women’s Only Qi Gong Cult Recruitment Begins Jan 7th!🚨
Join our 6-week journey to enlightenment (or at least better posture) from 7th Jan to 11th Feb 2026! 🙃
Therapeutic Qi Gong: Where ancient Chinese wisdom meets modern Zoom fatigue. Expect mystical breathing, awkward stretching, and zero boys allowed (9+). 👀
Benefits include stress relief, stronger heart, and the ability to say you do Qi Gong. 😎
Register now before we start charging in chi! 💫
Questions? Email: [email protected]
