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Join our 6-week journey to enlightenment (or at least better posture) from 7th Jan to 11th Feb 2026! 🙃
Therapeutic Qi Gong: Where ancient Chinese wisdom meets modern Zoom fatigue. Expect mystical breathing, awkward stretching, and zero boys allowed (9+). 👀
Benefits include stress relief, stronger heart, and the ability to say you do Qi Gong. 😎
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