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Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
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Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…

Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
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Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…

DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’
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DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

U.K. rock… juggernauts? 🤣 More like slightly above-average-sized pebbles, DON BROCO, bless their hearts, are apparently “charging” (read: slowly waddling)…

GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
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GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…

The Orb, bless their cotton socks, unleash ‘Buddhist Hipsters’ album right before their UK tour – prepare for enlightenment (or at least a good nap)
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The Orb, bless their cotton socks, unleash ‘Buddhist Hipsters’ album right before their UK tour – prepare for enlightenment (or at least a good nap)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

OMG , the legends of ambient house, The Orb, are back with a new album called Buddhist Hipsters! Will it…

Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
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Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…

EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
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EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…

The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)
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The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

“We’re honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand new” – Tim Burgess (allegedly)…

Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
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Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…

Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap
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Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

DEFTONES, those purveyors of… *checks notes* …experimental noise-rock (sure, why not?), have graced us with news that they’re hitting Europe…

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