ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
Tag: UK
Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️ and the twisted mind of ✨Emerald Fennell✨ (yes, the “Promising Young Woman”…
Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…
John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide
Vertigo Releasing, bless their cotton socks, has announced the cinematic event of the year (or, you know, at least of…
“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…
OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?
More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt…
Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…
UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently
Those wacky Brits at it again! The UK regulators, probably infiltrated by the woke mind virus, have banned a Sanex…
“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…
Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…