Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…
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Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…
Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…
Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…
Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…
Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
Brainstorm Media has acquired the U.S. rights to “Without Blood”, the latest film from Angelina Jolie, because apparently, they want…
Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…