Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…
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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…
Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained
Okay, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for three weeks,…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…
Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…
Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…
Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…