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Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No
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Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the American courts are doing their job, defending…

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating
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GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest plans from President Trump and his allies to monitor the upcoming…

GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
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GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
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Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
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China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…

Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places
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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development in the migrant removal policy, and I just can’t…

Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony
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Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the investigation into Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents,…

Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
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Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…

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