Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…
China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…
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Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Photo: Metalgigs.us Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…
Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…
Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…
Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…