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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
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SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
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Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
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Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
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You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…

Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here
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Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days away from America’s 250th birthday, visitors to Philadelphia’s historic…

Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has announced that he’s nominating Lance Schroyer, a…

You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s latest remarks, and let me tell you, it’s…

Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds
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Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Alaska has ruled that a man with the…

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