Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…
Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer
Well, it looks like Devolver Digital is at it again, trying to make us feel all the feels with their…
Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…
Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…