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Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance
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Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As the gaming world teeters on the brink of the highly anticipated GTA VI launch, Ubisoft is pulling out all…

Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike
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Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is another expensive peripheral to add to their arsenal, Logitech G has announced its…

Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards
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Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer has finally dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (okay, maybe a…

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
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Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…

Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
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Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…

ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
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ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…

FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

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