NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…
Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…
Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…
Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…
USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…
Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…
HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…