Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
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Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…
Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans are getting a little worried about their…
Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…
GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…
Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…
Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…