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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
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Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…

US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
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US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…

Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
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Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
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Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…

Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
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Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…

Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…

Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
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Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…

Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
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Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

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