Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…
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Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…
Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…
Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…
Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Omaha Steaks, a company that’s been around for over a century,…
Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…
Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…