Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…
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New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
Mind Blowing Secrets to Selling Overpriced Fruit to Hipsters with Açai Bowls on June 22
🍌 Get ready for the most epic webinar ever! 🎉 Join us on June 22 for Açai bowl making 🍲…
Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…
Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…
Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…