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Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
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Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed
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Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like AI is getting a little too smart for…

New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable
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New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a boat capsizing in New York harbor, and I’m shaking my head. A woman…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
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ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…

Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently
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Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the job market on the West Coast, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
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Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…

Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
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Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…

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