Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
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Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being super coy about when…
Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…
The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…
Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The water crisis in Puerto Rico is getting out of hand.…
Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…