Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…
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Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic plane crash in Alaska, where a charter plane went down…
Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a charter plane that crashed near a remote radar site in western…
Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…
Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…
Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…
Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…
New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…