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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…

Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
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Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…

Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
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Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
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Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…

Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

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