Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
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Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…
COAL CHAMBER Drummer MIKEY COX Because One Cancer Surgery Just Wasn’t Enough Apparently
COAL CHAMBER has canceled its appearance at the Louder Than Life festival, and we’re all thoroughly devastated… said no one…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…
SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…
Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…
The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…
The Most Overhyped Kdrama of the Century That Will Obviously Win All the Awards and Be Remembered for Eternity Due to Its Mindblowing Plot and Super Unique Name Snowdrop
The most legendary band in the universe, MONO, has just released a new album and it’s so good that you’ll…
Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…