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Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas price surge, and folks, it’s a wild ride. US gas…

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
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Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…

Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…

Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell
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Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 😱 Because I’ve got a whole lot of it to dish…

Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
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Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…

Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
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Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…

Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
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Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…

Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
Breaking, Music News

Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…

Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…

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