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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
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Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
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Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
Breaking News: OVERKILL is Still Alive and Thrashing, Despite Some Minor Setbacks 🀘
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Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…

Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
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Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City

FinnJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-clichΓ© film of the year? πŸŽ₯πŸ”₯ Because I’ve…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘€ We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
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SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
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Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
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Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…

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