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Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow
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Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also a little worried, as Prime Video is bringing Stephen King’s classic novel Carrie…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
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Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…

Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise
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Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It seems like CAPCOM is playing a game of musical chairs with their release schedule, and we’re all just along…

Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
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Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already

FinnJuly 14, 2026

Brainstorm Media has acquired the U.S. rights to “Without Blood”, the latest film from Angelina Jolie, because apparently, they want…

Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow
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Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump administration debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation
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Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained…

Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something
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Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Alex Skolnick, the…

Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To
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Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just dropped a new solo…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

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