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Tag: Video Games

Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
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Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! 💅 Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? 🤔 …is now gracing…

Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Prepare yourselves, gamers, because the pinnacle of psychological horror is apparently gracing PlayStation Plus Extra just in time for all…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
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OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
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U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Elephant Reads CNN

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…

RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment
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RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, sweet Pyramid Head, bless your rusty, triangular soul. 😌 Apparently, some brave (or foolish) souls are RETURNING to the…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)
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Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because Netflix, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to grace us with a full-length trailer for…

Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
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Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…

Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
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Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…

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