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Tag: Video Games

Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
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Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…

Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
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Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
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Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
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Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

News Tower: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by its Launch Date!
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News Tower: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by its Launch Date!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Oh, look, another Early Access game FINALLY clawing its way out of the digital bargain bin 🗑️. Sparrow Night and…

Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
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Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! 💅 Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? 🤔 …is now gracing…

Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Prepare yourselves, gamers, because the pinnacle of psychological horror is apparently gracing PlayStation Plus Extra just in time for all…

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