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Tag: Video Games

Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)
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Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because Netflix, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to grace us with a full-length trailer for…

Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
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Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…

Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
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Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about Vampire: The Masquerade, that little tabletop RPG from 1991 that just WON’T die 🧛. Yeah,…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
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Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…

Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
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Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…

BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not
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BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Scriptic, those masterminds behind the “BAFTA-nominated” (we’ll get to that later) Scriptic: Crime Stories, are…

PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
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PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…

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