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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
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Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…

DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Psychedelic Doom/Stoner Metal/Rock from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
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Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

"Appalachian Thrash" from Raleigh/Boone, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐
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The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2026

Some debates aren't worth having. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
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Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…

Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie
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Alcatraz Claims More Victims Than Latest Prison Break Movie

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty intense situation that went down in San Francisco. Apparently, a pontoon…

Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass
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Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few eye-rolls? 🙄 Dave Mustaine, the legendary…

Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow
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Carrie remake departs from novel in predictable cash-grab fashion somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also a little worried, as Prime Video is bringing Stephen King’s classic novel Carrie…

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