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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…

Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
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Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already

FinnSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

The latest episode of HBO’s Lanterns has finally revealed the identity of the Manhunter, and I’m sure you’re all thrilled…

Remembering Andy Williams aka The Butcher (Every Time I Die)
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Remembering Andy Williams aka The Butcher (Every Time I Die)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Andy Williams, who played guitar for Every Time I Die while also working as a professional wrestler, passed away yesterday…

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant

Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
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Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball
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Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A lawsuit has been filed against Park Mental Health Treatment of…

Dee Snider Calls Out Bands For Being Total Sellouts With Fake Reunions
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Dee Snider Calls Out Bands For Being Total Sellouts With Fake Reunions

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some hot takes from the one and only Dee Snider 🤯! The Twisted Sister frontman…

Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
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Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…

Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Post-metal band from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Sludge metal band from Houma, Louisiana, Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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