Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)
**Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 It’s 2025 and apparently BIG WRECK is still a thing? Like, seriously? Did anyone actually ask…
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Zenless Zone Zero 2.0: Prepare for More Clouds (and Maybe Some Dawn, Eventually) June 6th
**OMG! 😱 *Zenless Zone Zero* is turning ONE! 🥳 Can you believe it? Another year of HoYoverse raking in the…
EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…
OH GREAT ANOTHER ELDEN RING ADAPTATION, BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE PAIN
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 The geniuses at A24, the studio that brought you such cinematic masterpieces as… uh… *checks notes*……
Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)
Oh, Bethesda, you sly dogs! 🐕🦺 Just when we thought Fallout 76 was destined to become a radioactive wasteland of…
MAMMOTH Plays “The End” for Mamas (Because Dads Don’t Matter, Apparently)
Folks, buckle up because MAMMOTH (formerly known as the infinitely more metal MAMMOTH WVH, because initials are *so* last year)…
Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade
Hold onto your V-Bucks, folks, because the most dramatic saga since that time Timmy rage-quit your squad is BACK! Yes,…
SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…
Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!
Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!