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Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Goth/post-punk from Los Angeles, Ca Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… πŸ’€
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3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2026

Three days of metal, no sleep, no voice, no legs left. πŸ’€πŸ€˜ At this point, we're basically Frodo and Sam.…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow
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Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

It’s a miracle we even got to see the cancelled Perfect Dark reboot’s shiny new parkour mechanics, considering Xbox’s trigger-happy…

When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit
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When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2026

They asked me to leave the pit. They should have asked with respect. πŸ’€ #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MoshPit #TheGodfather #DonCorleone…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
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Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…

When You Get Front Row at a Metal Show 🀘
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When You Get Front Row at a Metal Show 🀘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2026

Nothing hits quite like getting front row at a metal show. 🀘 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalShow #Funny #Titanic #MovieMeme #Shorts…

TED LUNDSTRΓ–M Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRΓ–M Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRΓ–M JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🀯!…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

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