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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Death metal from Cleveland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
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Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…

Good morning everyone! Except my left knee and right hip, both of which failed me again
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Good morning everyone! Except my left knee and right hip, both of which failed me again

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

The 19 really is becoming a not so subtle daily reminder Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
The Sega Saga: A Tale of Cancelled Games and Rebooted Dreams 🤣
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Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…

Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥
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Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…

Me after eating Magnesium before sleep
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Me after eating Magnesium before sleep

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

I spelled melatonin wrong Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
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DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…

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