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Mastodon Choose RUSH, Björk, Manilow Albums On Amoeba Music Series
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Mastodon Choose RUSH, Björk, Manilow Albums On Amoeba Music Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Mastodon appear on the latest episode of Amoeba Music’s “What’s In My Bag?” series. The show is known for artists…

Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
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Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…

Primal Fear still exists somehow
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Primal Fear still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow
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Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! Queens of the Stone Age are back with their ninth album, “Perfecth”, and we can’t…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…

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