Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…
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Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…
Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…
Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…
Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…