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MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot! Even with our glorious leader, President Trump, at the helm for his *second* term,…

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
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CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…

HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
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HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…

Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business
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Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws,…

Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol
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Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Another Woke Victory? New York Posthumously Admits Native American to the Bar After 176 Years! Can you believe the radical…

SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
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SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes

Chord F. DiscordNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
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Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…

Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
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Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
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Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
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5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…

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