Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”
Fake News CNN is at it Again! President Trump’s brilliant peace plan for Ukraine triggers Deep State meltdown! They are…
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HP to fire 6,000 humans, replaces them with Roombas by 2028
Folks, can you believe it? HP, bowing down to the Woke AI gods, is planning to axe thousands of jobs!…
Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!
Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Welcome To The Pleasuredome Deluxe Edition (UMR). Oh honey, they REALLY think we care about…
MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)
Alright, headcases, or should I say, empty-headed cases? 🤡 Your supreme overlord, Robb Flynn, has graced you with news of…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…
John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…
Oops, America’s Flights Go Bye-Bye, Prepare for Wallet-Shredding Ticket Prices and Passenger Pandemonium
Another government shutdown? You can bet your bottom dollar this is the Democrats’ fault, and those Deep State saboteurs are…
Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…
Breaking: Blind Guardian Bravely Stumbles Through North America in 2025, Kicking Off Tour in Fort Lauderdale Because Why Not
OMG! 😱 The geriatric German power metallers BLIND GUARDIAN, bless their little hobbit hearts, 👴👵 actually dared to kick off…
CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…