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PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
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PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…

📢 Sadist just announced a Russia tour — and metalheads are DONE with them 📛
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📢 Sadist just announced a Russia tour — and metalheads are DONE with them 📛

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…

Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
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Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…

Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
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Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…

Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
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Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. 🙄Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…

Ex-CIA Boss Says Iran-Israel War Might Not Be Totally, Completely, Absolutely, Positively Finished, Maybe
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Ex-CIA Boss Says Iran-Israel War Might Not Be Totally, Completely, Absolutely, Positively Finished, Maybe

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, goodie, another Deep State operative weighing in on the Iran-Israel situation. I’m sure Petraeus, a man known for his…

Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…

Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come
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Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, that bastion of truth (insert sarcasm here), is reporting on…

Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
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Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…

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