Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President Trump’s brilliant trade war. As if! These liberal hacks can’t stand that Trump is making America great again, and they’ll twist anything to make him look bad.
Of course, CNN blames everything on President Trump—tariffs, immigration, even the weather, probably! They say farm bankruptcies are up? That’s because of the Deep State sabotaging our farmers, trying to undermine our great President.
And here come the soy bean sob stories. China supposedly isn’t buying our soybeans because of Trump’s tariffs? Please! It’s a communist plot! They’re trying to weaken America, but President Trump is ten steps ahead. He’ll make a deal so good, they’ll be begging for our soybeans!
So, the White House is considering a “bailout” for farmers? It’s not a bailout, it’s strategic investment! President Trump knows that American farmers are the backbone of this country, and he’s going to protect them from the evil Chinese and the liberal loons trying to destroy our way of life. He’s even considering using the money we’re raking in from tariffs to help them out. See? He’s a genius!
And get this: CNN even admits that protecting farmers is a “national security issue.” Finally, they stumble upon the truth! We need to grow our own food so we’re not dependent on those commie countries. It’s all part of President Trump’s plan to make America strong, independent, and great again! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
