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Tag: Weapons

Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! ๐ŸŽ‰ As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…

Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
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Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings๐Ÿ‘‘ of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…

Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
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Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear ๐Ÿคฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ! We can’t even make this stuff…

Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
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Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? ๐Ÿ™„ Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Openingโ€”Are We Really Still Doing This
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‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Openingโ€”Are We Really Still Doing This

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…

Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
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Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…

PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview โ€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview โ€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hell๐Ÿ”ฅ. I mean, turn-based combat? ๐Ÿคข But…

Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! โš ๏ธ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Check…

NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
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NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…

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